crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.

crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test

by MJPII November 19, 2017

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

the crumple zone

The crumple zone is when the ass of the recipient is ample and the act of penetration from behind creates a ripple effect.

the crumple zone reminded Larry of waves on his vacation

by the bonecrusher December 18, 2016

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days

Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass

by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017