The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024
Get the Crumpled Bread Facemug. The action of grabbing and object and crushing it into a rough, ball-like shape in the palm of your hand.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna get arrested!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!
by SeriousGuy108 January 11, 2024
Get the Crumplemug. by Charl3s12 October 17, 2022
Get the Chrissy crumplemug. The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
by myrmadon December 16, 2011
Get the crumple-shakemug. by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017
Get the crumple nuggetsmug. crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
by MJPII November 19, 2017
Get the crumple testmug.