crumpkin

a delicious, cream cheese filled pumpkin bar created by North Port Fishington Cookie Factory.

Dude: Hey man you wanna go to the cafe?
Dude2: Hell Yeah! They've got those Crumpkins right? Those are my jawn!
Dude: Word. Best jawns ever!
Dude2: If I could hump a season it would definitely be fall.

by mikelanders September 30, 2010

Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 14, 2010

crumpin

"crazy humpin"

usually a dance move, and not a very good one.

look at that fool what's he doin?

he's crumpin.

by Leez September 2, 2005

crumping

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do

bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping

John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.

by MaChar October 11, 2013

Crumping

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)

Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.

by E-Tay March 18, 2008