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crumpa

The state of mind of younger gen z bastards when they reinvent fancy bitch ass new words and meanings for bullshit they themselves don't understand.
This includes words like "redpilled" and "based" as well as reinterpreting/rebranding hand gestures like the international diving hand signal for "OK" into "white power" because some right winged non arian bastards use it once.
Example 1:
Individual one: Gives proper feedback based on facts.
Individual two: Whoa, that's based.
Individual one: The fuck you just called me?
--> In this case Individual 2 is crumpa.

Example 2:
Diver signals "ok" to another diver because safety is important.
Gen Z clown: Whoa, look at this racist, hope he drowns!
Diver then goes spearfishing and accomplishes more within 10 minutes than the gen z bastard will accomplish in hich fucking whole life.
--> In this case the gen Z clown is crumpa.
by Hob Durphy January 20, 2021
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Crumpish

A dumbass bitchy ass language spoken to say "my balls itch"
Retard: MY BALLS ITCH
Random Dude: He's speaking crumpish
by Birdite July 30, 2022
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crumpus

CRUMPUS-where you shank all the lady’s and through them in a sawmill
“CRUMPUS”
by Hrhsosurhebxo December 19, 2022
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crumpshnuff

What you call someone as a replacement of any curse word
You’re being such a crumpshnuff
by Yaaboiphoenix January 31, 2023
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Crumpart

A word babies and foreigners cannot say
I wish i could say crumpart but im a baby
by BigMysteryMan February 12, 2023
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Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma
Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr
by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023
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cumpassionate

Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.
Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.
by QuacksO April 3, 2023
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