Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.

Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

by The Heretic December 5, 2007

Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.

Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.

by Catgar February 9, 2022

Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.

The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023

CruDe Excel

Kid that thinks he's good but really bad. He can't play call of duty worth a crap

"CruDe Excel is really good"
"Are you high bro? He's garbage"

by Avera March 8, 2013

crude

worst backyard wrestler ever

Greely: Have you seen Crude wrestle?!
Jaeguen: I was disgusted!

by @imfruityasf April 25, 2020

crude oil

I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy

I can't stop drinking crude oil

by spcener9 July 22, 2024

sweet light crude

Oil. What will soon be costing upwards of $120 a barrel.

I hope the prices of sweet light crude don't go up any higher, otherwise I may have to sell my body so that I can pay for gas.

by Sweet N Low May 6, 2008