Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.

Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

by The Heretic October 29, 2007

Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.

Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.

by Catgar February 10, 2022

Crude bitch

A natural displeasurable expression.

You can be a crude bitch at times

by Slayah17 October 02, 2022

sweet light crude

Oil. What will soon be costing upwards of $120 a barrel.

I hope the prices of sweet light crude don't go up any higher, otherwise I may have to sell my body so that I can pay for gas.

by Sweet N Low May 06, 2008

Crude Death Rate

If you search this up, and you don't take AP Human Geography classes at this time, you're fucking bored or a nerd.

If you want to know what this is, its the amount of people who die out of 1000 people in a society.

The Crude Death Rate in the US is 10.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 09, 2023

crude oil

I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy

I can't stop drinking crude oil

by spcener9 July 22, 2024

Crude

When you are pretty cute but rude at the same time.

By Marvin M. and Carlos P.

You are just so crude!

Man how can she be so crude?

by Marvs.m December 18, 2017