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testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.
Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.
by Cryptic May 5, 2005
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Crucifaded

(kroo-suh-fā-děd)
intransitive verb

1) to be in a state of loose consciousness while under the influence of external substances, physical or otherwise, (such as alcohol, drugs, or the holy spirit) to an extent which one believes they have transcended the earth and entered into the spiritual realm or heaven.

2) To become so wasted one's conscience becomes guilty and an urge is felt to overcome any after effects and go to church in the morning

3) (Slang) - to be knocked unconscious in a physical confrontation in one blow to the head. The victim suffers such shock while unconscious they see "the light" or believe themselves to be transcending their physical body.

Etymology: This word is a compound derivative of the terms crucified and faded.
Let's get Crucifaded tonight man!

I can't make that sacrifice for mankind. I've got to work in the morning

So do I, but I think I'll go to church instead.
by SlickRebel January 6, 2011
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Crucifried

When you burn the h*** out of something to eat
So spicy it makes you sweat.
I want my burger crucifried. Black crispy and spicy hot!
by Ms Etch A Sketch May 1, 2021
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crucified by bisexuals

when someone gets crucified by bisexuals
John: hey did you hear about that guy who got crucified by those people who like men and women?
Jimmy: oh yeah he was crucified by bisexuals
by EdgeTillIBlackOut January 19, 2023
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crucifixation

Crucifixation is the belief that all Christians are saved and, conversely, that all non-Christians, regardless of faith or moral character, are damned.,
Brain washed fundamentalist hypocrites suffer from crucifixation.
by SECRETAGENTSUPERROBOT!!! October 29, 2015
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The Crucifucks

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.
The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.
by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009
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getting Crucified

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.
Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!
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