crucifixion

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.

The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.

by jesster79 February 21, 2005

Crucisuxion

Getting head while your back is to the wall and your arms and legs are in the position that someone being nailed to a cross would be in

Friend 1: What did you do last night

Friend 2: Dude, I got a crucisuxion in the bathroom. It was pretty awsome.

by Cordozar MacQuilligan March 1, 2010

Crucial Dimer

This is rough slang from Iowa referring to any girl who is a perfect 10, but who am I kidding Iowa has no hot girls, Corn makes you ugly.

Alex Reid: Duuuuu did you see that Crucial Dimer at Kohls today, she was surrounded by those jank, krusty girls?

Everybody else: What the fuck does that mean????

by Big C-Money January 16, 2011

cruckle

The equivalent of "going over on one's ankle"

Lambchops cruckled whilst wearing glass heels and it was very nasty

by Jethro April 18, 2004

Cruced

Orlando Flawda slang fo “crucified” when something is 2fucked up
Basically synonym of green buh it ain from St. Pete.

The new kid went to play pickup basketball with my homeboys and cruced one of dey ankles during iso

by Stolobuhwepaid September 20, 2020

Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.

"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"

by StripperAstronaut July 3, 2017

crucify the savior

v. To get the job done - particularly a job involving difficult work. To take care of business. To succeed in a challenging endeavour.

This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.

Dan: Did you study for the test this morning?

Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!

by GabrielSix August 21, 2005