Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.

Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

by The Heretic December 5, 2007

Crude awakening

When we're finally awakened by a shocking truth that our chance to avoid the most severe impacts from burning fossil fuels is fast moving out of reach

The world is in a crude awakening from the key findings of the latest IPCC report.

by clean_energy_access_now March 27, 2023

Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.

Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.

by Catgar February 9, 2022

crude oil

I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy

I can't stop drinking crude oil

by spcener9 July 22, 2024

sweet light crude

Oil. What will soon be costing upwards of $120 a barrel.

I hope the prices of sweet light crude don't go up any higher, otherwise I may have to sell my body so that I can pay for gas.

by Sweet N Low May 6, 2008

Crude

PFFT! Ha! Well, fuck you too, bitch!

Hym "Ha! If by 'crude' you mean 'apt' or 'brilliant' then yes."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.

The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023