Crotchel

Referring to a Crotch or the region surrounding the Crotch.

Man, i gotta shave my crotchel.

by Steve-O & Jessii August 23, 2008

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005

Crowther

When you screw something up so horribly that it is completely irreversible and unforgiveable. Also puts a damper on your day, week, month, year, and even your life.

Girl Roommate: "You hooked the jumper cables up wrong and now my car is completely dead!"

Guy Roommate: "Yeah, you really crowthered that one!"

by bobbyseverorsam July 27, 2009

Crotchet

1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. The combination of crotch and rocket

1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"

by Shadow Link (Tyler) July 16, 2008

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005

crotchetyness

One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP

Mock's crotchetyness is legendary

by sonycowboy October 12, 2004