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Crowbar Hotel 

Jail. It is a mistaken expression of the original term Graybar Hotel.
Uncle Jim spent three years at the Crowbar Hotel.
Crowbar Hotel by Boston Guy May 22, 2012

crowbar face 

Kelley Olsen's horrendous and disgusting facial features
"Kelley is such a crowbar face."

"fuck off"
crowbar face by MXVSMK October 6, 2004

crowbar penis 

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)
WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis
crowbar penis by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

Crowbar Therapy 

Therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the shit out of to drain the body of Bullshit. This is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. P.S. This is great for those people who are just full of shit.
I'm gonna give you some crowbar therapy its legal cuz you signed shit that you shouldn't have signed. LOL this is gonna be fun......
Crowbar Therapy by CrowbarTherapy November 29, 2016

Crowbar Man 

A persona of the awesome person, Dane Enerio, in the game Left 4 Dead 2. He is said to wield a Crowbar sent from the Heavens itself and possesses a wide array of powers like "Crowbar Shock" and the ultimate "Crowbar Apocalypse".

Crowbar Man has a fanbase of 3 people around the world, supporting Crowbar Man throughout his progress in Left 4 Dead 2.

Rarely he uses a gun, because Crowbar Man only uses a Crowbar, which can be picked up from the first levels of the game until the end.

If attacked a tank, Crowbar Man will not hesitate to whack it with his special attack, the Crowbar Holocaust, which would make the Tank fly to outer space.

It is said that only once this Crowbar Man lost his crowbar throughout the entire game. It was on the epic battle for the Dark Carnival. Where Crowbar Man was forced to use his most devastating attack, "Crowbar Apocalypse", which was confirmed as the major cause for the Chile earthquake on 2010.

Crowbar Man is now resting, until he finds good Left 4 Dead 2 players so play with him just like the good old days.
Crowbar Man: Let's finish this.

Coach: My friends call me coach!

Crowbar Man: Coach you fat idiot!

crowbar dick 

A dick that is straight at the bottom and bent at the top
Don't ask him for nudes he has a crowbar dick