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Crowbar Sensei

A person who is the master hitting a crap load of stuff with a crowbar
master dojo sensei Crowbar Sensei
by DaNameIsJoshua August 26, 2013
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Crowbar Hotel

Jail. It is a mistaken expression of the original term Graybar Hotel.
Uncle Jim spent three years at the Crowbar Hotel.
by Boston Guy May 22, 2012
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crowbar face

Kelley Olsen's horrendous and disgusting facial features
"Kelley is such a crowbar face."

"fuck off"
by MXVSMK October 6, 2004
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crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)
WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis
by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017
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Crowbar Therapy

Therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the shit out of to drain the body of Bullshit. This is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. P.S. This is great for those people who are just full of shit.
I'm gonna give you some crowbar therapy its legal cuz you signed shit that you shouldn't have signed. LOL this is gonna be fun......
by CrowbarTherapy November 29, 2016
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Crowbar Man

A persona of the awesome person, Dane Enerio, in the game Left 4 Dead 2. He is said to wield a Crowbar sent from the Heavens itself and possesses a wide array of powers like "Crowbar Shock" and the ultimate "Crowbar Apocalypse".

Crowbar Man has a fanbase of 3 people around the world, supporting Crowbar Man throughout his progress in Left 4 Dead 2.

Rarely he uses a gun, because Crowbar Man only uses a Crowbar, which can be picked up from the first levels of the game until the end.

If attacked a tank, Crowbar Man will not hesitate to whack it with his special attack, the Crowbar Holocaust, which would make the Tank fly to outer space.

It is said that only once this Crowbar Man lost his crowbar throughout the entire game. It was on the epic battle for the Dark Carnival. Where Crowbar Man was forced to use his most devastating attack, "Crowbar Apocalypse", which was confirmed as the major cause for the Chile earthquake on 2010.

Crowbar Man is now resting, until he finds good Left 4 Dead 2 players so play with him just like the good old days.
Crowbar Man: Let's finish this.

Coach: My friends call me coach!

Crowbar Man: Coach you fat idiot!
by SpaceMarineCrowbar April 25, 2010
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crowbar dick

A dick that is straight at the bottom and bent at the top
Don't ask him for nudes he has a crowbar dick
by Melissa wott July 2, 2017
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