Jeezum Crowbars

An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.

It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"

by momFriday February 23, 2011

nigerian crowbar

n. the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick.

1. For his birthday Paul's abusive alcoholic father gave him a nigerian crowbar.

2. Jimmy winked at Joe, and then gave him a nigerian crowbar.

by Yiping July 16, 2006

Hungarian Crowbar

A sex maneuver where man with a gap in his teeth uses the gap like a crowbar to pry out a woman’s clit

Daddy Daniel Hungarian Crowbared his (then) girlfriend.

by DaddyDanzi February 4, 2023

crowbar motel

Alaskan slang for Jail

not another night in the crowbar motel

by sayonaura April 20, 2004

crowbar hotel

A slang word for jail meaning the crowbars is the bars and the hotel being the place where tou stay.

Your dad is visiting the crowbar hotel tonight.

by Genary April 24, 2005

Crowbar Sensei

A person who is the master hitting a crap load of stuff with a crowbar

master dojo sensei Crowbar Sensei

by DaNameIsJoshua August 26, 2013

croatian crowbar

When three guys get together and simultaneously dock on one side of the middle man and buttfuck on the other. The opposite of the Bosnian Seesaw.

That guy really took the Croatian Crowbar like a champ!

by LtDan's Dirty Stumps February 5, 2020