crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

by crazyaly July 1, 2005

crotchfruit salad

an abortion

GOd damn I heard Kim is making a crotchfruit salad today! It's her 3rd one this year....

by the original kalichan April 24, 2010

synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat

we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010

chotcherino

The ultimate male chotch

Tom Cruise is a chotcherino

by Tedster November 28, 2005

Crotchie

A selfie of your crotch

(Crotch+selfie)

After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie

by Peewee-hermanizer September 14, 2014

clothier

A clothier completes tasks at a neraly perfect level. When someone performs in a nearly flawless fashion, he/she is a clothier.

"Man, Michael Jordan totally pulled a clothier in that playoff game against the Jazz last night!"

"Tiger Woods clothiered that course! He won the tourney by 16 strokes."

"That guy is a real clothier with the ladies."

"Brian Clothiers Everything He Does."

by Casey Swift December 7, 2006

Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013