cresley

A bad ass drummer, one of unstudied natural ability.

Person 1 "Man, that drummer was so badass!"

Person 2 "Yeah, I heard he never took lessons, he's a real cresley."

by archibaldcraven February 14, 2014

Crowley

The armpit of the state of Louisiana. Claims to be the 'rice captial of the world', but its only REAL export are the people leaving in droves every day. Small, boring, and hotter than a sack of demon dicks even in WINTER, its number of rude, dead eyed douchebag residents is matched only by the sheer volume of mosquitoes that will suck your body dry of blood if you choose to take a walk on any given day.

Dude 1: " Hey, you going to Mardi Gras today?"

Dude 2: " No, i have no car. The city I live in has no bus service. Not even one damn CAB. "

Dude 1: "What city you in?"

Dude 2:" Crowley. "

Dude 1: "Damn. I feel for you man. I do. That sucks.

by CrowleyCreeper88 November 1, 2019

Crowleying

do be crowleying means to be doing something very gay
very gay indeed

What is he doing?
Oh, He is just Crowleying

by BOOTISART December 17, 2021

Crisley

A douchebag who once had a penis but recently shaved it off to make room for the doucheyness his pants obtained while he was axing himself for pleasure.

My name's Crisley and I'm a hairy geekburger.

by deeptooter111 December 18, 2009

Dirty Crowley

Defecation

i.e. : Taking a shit

I shouldn't have had that last burrito. I think I have to take a Dirty Crowley.

by FXP December 16, 2009

Candy Crowley

The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.

Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.

by psara May 6, 2013

Sergeant Crowley

1. A lying ass police officer.

2. Any man of authority who seriously violates the constitutional rights of another human being and gets away with it scott free.

That pervert actor over there just flashed me, but the director didn't do anything about it -- he's such a Sergeant Crowley.

by EManII August 2, 2009