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Cropple

Cropple is when a tent doesn't fully support its own roof, but you may still sleep comfortably
My tent just had a cropple
by r0nd0mb0r3dgu7 June 30, 2018
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crippled annie

Noun a little sister under age of 5, that cannot walk. Thus needing help from siblings. A jibe used to convince the child to get up and Walk..
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crippled monkey fuck

taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.
I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.
by heyo October 18, 2006
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Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions
Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
by bitch you know it August 6, 2010
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cropped

cropped (past tense verb) - to crop someone from a photograph; can also be used in present tense: when one has a photograph that is an unusually good picture of one, but, unfortunately, also includes someone else that is either ugly; someone that one does not like; or, in the case of using the picture for myspace/facebook profile picture purposes, simply in the way
Look, you're my friend, but I totally cropped you from that graduation picture - I needed it for my facebook profile!

If Brittany weren't in this picture, it would be awesome. I guess I'll have to crop her ugly-ass face out.

I look awesome in that picture we took at the bar last night, but I'm going to have to crop James from the picture - I can't stand him anymore!
by J.J.098658 March 5, 2009
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crippled

being so high that you can not feel your legs or other partsof your body
The other day we ripped the bong so hard we were fuckin crippled
by Tommy Lyons March 31, 2007
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crippled

the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.
whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*
by bobby cocks January 24, 2011
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