A crosswell is someone who never shuts up and always argues and disagrees with everything you say. Crosswell's tend to be in love maybe marriage with stupid women and usually does not have the balls to break up with them. Crosswell's tend to sleep on other people's couches and eat their food.
by smu December 26, 2007
Get the crosswell mug.A man of honour. His favourite pastime is planting croms i mean crops in his back garden in the city of Ennistymon. Ask him for relationship advice and he’ll whack you on the head with a hurley. By his close friends he is known as Crom and by some ;) he is known as Gobshite with a red heart. His natural habitat is on the couch, stroking his pet farrellian cat. He spends most of his days online so it is very easy to reach him and talk to him about the Gonza species of rabbits.
by gamer girl 69 May 26, 2019
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A little town in the middle of nowhere full of hicks and Mexicans. There are your occasional Arabs and towelheads.
Some great sights are the "famous" Swinging Bridge.
If you're looking for a great restaurant I would advise going elsewhere, or else the local McDonalds is open!
Looking for a place to shop? What a joke.
The best part of Croswell is probably the beach, a whole town over.
Everyone knows everyone's business, who got knocked up, who went to jail, who the baby daddy is, who got suspended for bringing drugs to school, the works.
If you were planning on moving to Croswell, has this changed your mind at all?
Some great sights are the "famous" Swinging Bridge.
If you're looking for a great restaurant I would advise going elsewhere, or else the local McDonalds is open!
Looking for a place to shop? What a joke.
The best part of Croswell is probably the beach, a whole town over.
Everyone knows everyone's business, who got knocked up, who went to jail, who the baby daddy is, who got suspended for bringing drugs to school, the works.
If you were planning on moving to Croswell, has this changed your mind at all?
Girl: HEY! Did you hear about Alyssa?
Boy: Yea, Jake knocked her up at that party last week!
Girl: Honestly, it's Croswell, who doesn't know?
Boy: Yea, Jake knocked her up at that party last week!
Girl: Honestly, it's Croswell, who doesn't know?
by Amber thee Cheerleader December 9, 2008
Get the Croswell mug.a teacher that gives you 4 months worth of work in 5 days for the next class each week, he also happens to be gay as shit and has a very sweaty back that happens to smell all around the room.
by bigdaddyrah August 8, 2017
Get the cromwell mug.To get really drunk and bitch about everything while just absolutely shit-faced. Annoyingly drunk and somewhat a downer. The verbifcation of a dude with the last name of Crowell.
by iceback October 22, 2013
Get the Crowelled mug.The crew just got brookwelled.
Mate ye just got brookwelled
Let's go for a cheeky brookwell, down cox green
Mate ye just got brookwelled
Let's go for a cheeky brookwell, down cox green
by ShadowOfXero August 2, 2015
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