crooked in ya grill

when someone mean mugs you.

or giving someone a dirty look

EX:why are you lookin at me crooked in ya grill

by matt_heard September 8, 2009

Crooked City

Corpus Christi, TX

Only the strong survive in the Crooked City.

- Elite 1

by the_hot_fire September 16, 2009

crooked mile

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008

Crooked Dick

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat October 8, 2007

crooked i

Saviour of the west coast. Signed on Death Row Records.

Crooked I is ill playa

by big l July 20, 2003

crooked dime

A Chevy S-10, originates from the rez in BM, Nevada.

The four 15s shake the mirror as the crooked dime began to come nearer

by 5000 watts April 10, 2005