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Chonkers

Noun:(Chonk)
A fat cat

Adjective:(Chonkers)
Description of Something Awesome.

Synonyms
#EpicFartMoment
Awesome
Cool
"I just finished the Similarian"
"Chonkers!"
by WubNub December 7, 2020
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Croinkers

An expression of surprise, can replace synonyms of crikey, yikes, blimey etc
Croinkers! Francis had what put up his ass?!?
by Arr too dee too December 18, 2018
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Clonkers

A woman with “big ‘ol titts” or a man with big man titts.
Dam she has some big clonkers you know hehe. Or hey Jimmy you got some big clonkers you go to the gym?
by CrowXwinZ November 28, 2022
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Chonkers

Synonym for Perfection. A person who is perfect in every way. They are adorable, squeezable, and chonky. Requires constant cuddles and kisses. They are very loving and abit crazy. Someone who is the shoooooo beautiful.

(Chonkers is not a term used to describe fatness)

Similar terms:

Chonks
Honka Chonks
“Hello Chonks
I love Chonkers”
“What in the god dam bombaybadonkadonks with the honka chonks is this???”
“My Chonkers is da best”
by cdms01 February 14, 2023
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Conkers

Another form of Crazy

Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.
Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.

John: No way! That's Conkers!
by Testi-clese June 29, 2023
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Man conkers

A gentleman's game played indoors in front of an open fire. The aim of the game is to bring your opponent to his knees by bombarding his scrotum with a series of wrecking ball blows using only your own scrotum and the power of your pelvic thrust.

Equipment required:

A good sized-pair of man conkers (shaven in professional matches or unshaven for amateur duelling).

The koteka (approved by the Chief Umpire in all competitions or at the discretion of opponents in non-competitive matches).

Rules of the game

The game will commence with a toss, the winner of the toss may elect to strike or receive.

Each player then takes three alternate strikes at the opponent's conkers.

Each attempted strike must be clearly aimed at the nut, no deliberate mis-hits.

The game will be decided once one of the conkers is smashed.

A small piece of nut or skin remaining shall be judged out, it must be enough to mount an attack.

If both nuts smash at the same time then the match shall be replayed.

A player causing a knotting of the man conkers (a snag) will be noted, three snags will lead to disqualification.
"I do enjoy a ruddy good game of man conkers," said Gerald as he reigned several blows upon Rupert's already tender scrotum.
by Gerald Crich November 8, 2013
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boofing conkers

someone that inserts chestnuts, also known as conkers in the UK into their anal cavity for sexual pleasure
Hey Carlos, areyou boofing conkers again or why are you acting so strange?
by SkyNexus February 3, 2023
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