conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009

Coriander seeds

Cash

by Lehem October 18, 2003

Coriander

when a quarrel erupts between three close friends. one is caught in the middle, one is being outlandishly demanding and the third is pouting unhappily.

While on their roadtrip a coriander developed over which restaurant to scam over.

by Anthony Violanto, Brett Shellenberger, Rachel Gerard, Bon March 4, 2007

corianderthal

Corianderthal, noun. (Lat. conianderthalis addictus) Contraction of “coriander” and “neanderthal”. An individual with a primal passion for the aromatic herb coriander. Also known as “dhanjunkie” in reference to the Indian word for the substance. Most likely to be found in Durban Stone City, the steamy subtropical port on the East Coast of South Africa which is home to the world’s largest Indian population outside of India.

Normal person: "For heaven's sake put on some clothes and get out of the bushes!"

Corianderthal: "Can't. Must eat. Leaf. Mmmm, leaf."

by ChowBunny March 26, 2009

Coriander

Code word for boyfriend, husband, man, boy. The word is used on Instagram to prevent posts getting taken down.

My coriander is abusive.
The coriander isn’t taking responsibility.
The coriander and I have been married for 22 years.

by Paupau May 23, 2020

bronandered

to yack at a shindig, especially as a result of very few shots of alcohol.

ohhhh man! i was at junior prom, and i got SO bronandered in the bathroom... they needed to mop that shit up...

by ITC April 21, 2004

canander

Verb: to wander aimlessly while intoxicated on marijuana. Combination of cannabis and meander.

Colloquially used in San Francisco Bay Area to describe recent Foot-Traffic around medical marijuana co-operatives.

Said to originate by employees of businesses around such cannabis clubs to describe a customer base that is "stoned"

Let's go smoke, and then canander around Fisherman's Wharf

by clausemic August 17, 2010