crocsucker

Person who wears hideously ugly plastic clog-like shoes called Crocs

What a crocsucker - she got a pair in orange.

by botsonic October 16, 2007

crackfuck

I define a crackfuck as a crackhead that sleeps with your husband.

While Alexia and Jon were working out their marriage difficulty, the local crackfuck, Crystal, tried stealing him by screwing him.

by Alexia January 31, 2005

coronafucked

When you catch the corona virus and you know you are super fucked and there is nothing you can do but accept the coronafucked feelings.

“Man... I caught the corona virus, I am so CORONAFUCKED at this point that I can’t even function properly or buy toilet paper”

by #TAOW March 16, 2020

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

Crackfuck

a level of high beyond imagination

sean: "yo you alright man?"
kyle: "lololololol"
sean: "oh hes crackfucked"

by t8sty-salad December 24, 2008

Cockfuck

1) To fuck a or a rooster (cock) with a penis. anyway will do, its up to you, as long as your wang goes in a hole and it ends in your enjoyment. or the roosters. whatever comes first. the rooster has to be alive or else it is called a "necro cockfuck."

2) a girl who has the "cockfuck mania" wants dick and she wants it now

3) an obscure so called payout, that has no offensive value to the person being called it, and really is only the mental graspings of a drunk or a grade10 dropout trying to put 2 words together to make it stick.

4) could of sworn it was a rapper or something

Ben: "Hey jim wanna join me for alittle cockfuck?"
Jim: "only if that rooster is alive Ben, i don't do necro cockfucking."

"whoa that slut has the cockfuck mania, look shes even wacking off that pokie machine."

Drunk or year10 dropout: "Hey you, you cockfuck!."
Dude: "What the hell did he just call me? get an education!"

"Hey this is MC Cockfuck, i think i exist and if i don't then what the hell are u doing listening to me?"

by Cooki3 September 8, 2008

Cockfuck

1) To fuck a rooster (cock) with a penis. anyway will do, its up to you, as long as your wang (penis) goes in a hole and it ends in your enjoyment. or the roosters. whatever comes first. the rooster has to be alive or else it is called a "necro cockfuck."

2) a girl who has the "cockfuck mania" wants dick and she wants it now

3) an obscure so called payout, that has no offensive value to the person being called it, and really is only the mental graspings of a drunk or a grade 10 dropout trying to put 2 words together to make it stick.

Ben: "Hey jim wanna join me for alittle cockfuck?"
Jim: "only if that rooster is alive Ben, i don't do necro cockfucking."

"whoa that slut has the cockfuck mania, look shes even wacking off that pokie machine."

Drunk or year 10 dropout: "Hey you, you cockfuck!."
Dude: "What the hell did he just call me? get an education!"

by Cooki3 August 3, 2006