Crocs

The shoes Jesus would've had.

Damn, those crocs are yummy

by Yummydaddyboi669420 November 18, 2018

crocs

the gayest shoes someone could wear and try and tell people that they dont look like a fag aka mikey pants.

"Dude these crocs are awesome. Come on there sick!"
"you look like friggen spiderman"

by love to shit on everyone August 11, 2008

crocs

Quite possibly the most beautiful and comfortable shoe known to man kind. Also very stylish and they come in all sorts of fun colors and styles. If you wear crocs everyone will be jealous and want to be you.

"Whos that person wearing the crocs, cuz there hot!"

by crocsaremysavior July 17, 2017

crocs

Shoes with minimal traction. Highly comfortable. See also: masturbating shoes

A: I love crocs.
B: Except to walk in!
A: Ha Ha.
B: You know it's true...

by Professor of Comedic Sciences May 22, 2016

croc

our god and saviour croc, pray for him, be scared of him, or else.

croc is god

by teo0781 (glocc) October 14, 2019

Crocs

Ugly ass shoes that have stupid ass holes in them!

My friend wears ugly ass stupid crocs everyday!

by Dumb Crocs April 20, 2014

crocs

uglyest shoes around. they maybe be comfy but you still look like a homo. aka mikey pants

"dudee these crocs are so sick come on you gotta get a pair"
"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"

by crocs suck August 12, 2008