crit hax

In a Pokemon game, the opponent keeps getting critical hits. Can sometimes be the other way around. Much more frustrating if you are in a Nuzlocke Challenge.

Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
You: CRIT HAX IM CALLING CRIT HAX

by Corshark December 23, 2013

Clithanger

When a girl is right on the verge of a orgasm and her partner or device stops

Since my boyfriend's been out of town I've been using up a lot of batteries in my vibrator. Last night the last set died just as I was about to cum and I was left on a clithanger.

by LG Webstar March 7, 2015

crit pit

An Aussie whose missing a few chromosomes that likes to bang things on tables.

At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.

by ZaCH328070 April 4, 2019

Crishana

The most loving person in the world. She will always be there for you. She has a crushing personality in the best way possible. Can dominate a conference room and a family at once. She is the prettiest person you will ever know.

Crishana is amazing!

by ebjsusbaixd August 3, 2020

Chithira

The most beautiful person in the world. Can be very funny but also bossy. Can cook the best sweet in the world. If you ever find a Chithira never let them go.

Damm!! I’m think I’m falling head over heals in love with chithira.

by Savay November 14, 2021

Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

Random Crit

The most annoying bullshit in Team Fortress 2. Unless you got the Crit, then it's funny.

Motherfucking random Crit, you woulda been dead you am I spamming fuckboy.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020