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Criterion Grill

Criterion Grill: A term used to describe a sexual maneouvre where a man is 'grilled' between 2 girls. 'Grilling' involves Girl A rubbing herself upon the man's face, while Girl B takes the 'cowgirl' position...
The term originated amongst students in Picadilly, after the fabled antics of the head waiter at the Criterion Grill in Picadilly.
The question 'have you eaten at the Criterion Grill in Piccadilly?' is a popular opening gambit to discover whether a man/woman is interested in a sexual liaison.
Aww man, FRAN and Suzie gave me the full Criterion Grill last night, it was bitchin'
by Joshtherower May 31, 2009
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Critemare

1. To do something that is a nightmare, but its so bad that it turned into a critemare.....
2. A nightmare that happens to creighton, henceforth.... critemare.
I shagged a girl who probably has an STI..... Critemare

Someone smashed up my car..... Critemare

I just won the lottery and lost my ticket.... Critemare
by Shaun the Fat 2010 February 26, 2011
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Cited

Just like a strong excited feeling when your over tired, or it’s nearly bedtime, or waiting for food and you get a burst of silly energy.
I can’t wait for chinese tonight, I’m getting proper cited.
by Levi Rowntree May 4, 2018
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Crimedotte

Nick name for "Wyandotte" County, home to Kansas City, Kansas... The other side of the state border to the still larger Kansas City, Missouri. Within this primarily urban county, there is enough poverty to create so-called crime epidemic. Neighborhoods such as the Black civil war refuge neighborhood "Quindaro", which is one of the poorest in the country, and the mainly Hispanic area of Central Ave. (To name a few), are riddled with a high crime rate... Therefore giving context to the obvious mash up of the two words "Crime", and "Wyandotte".
If u cross dat bridge when u downtown KCMO, an u wind up in Crimedotte, you Betta not make no mo' wrong turns, else u jus' might not be gettin' home tanite! Flip a Ue, an get back to ya plush loft, quick, nigga!
by 18thAndCentral August 31, 2018
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Critensitive

A type of an emotional response that blends criticism, intensity, and sensitivity -- An emotional overreaction to perceive negative detail causing a fight or flight response.
I explained to Amanda that she was being critensitive in the ways she was describing her boyfriend's qualities.
by La Fabulousness March 20, 2022
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criterial score

A fake phrase that someone (overpaid admin) made up that describes the score used to determine placements.
We will use the criterial score to place people into classes.
by Back Door Santa June 7, 2022
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Clayton Crites

A synonym for "gimp" or "gimpy".

Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.
Jesus, his golf swing is a Clayton Crites.

Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.
by Skip & Dorgan March 17, 2005
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