by Modou Sonadis January 30, 2020
Get the Cristiano Zonaldo mug.One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.
Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!
Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
by MyWay. November 3, 2008
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.A nancy-boy football player from portugal, currently enemy #1 in england, cos' of a wink (You know what i mean) soon to be killed by Wayne Rooney
by David Bayliss July 4, 2006
Get the Cristiano ronaldo mug.by Bah November 15, 2004
Get the cristiano ronaldo mug.Portuguese "soccer" player. The World mutally hates him and knows that he is the biggest douchebag alive.
The World:We hate you Cristiano Ronaldo, you're a douche and we all hope you suffer a career ending injury very soon.
by yenih2 July 8, 2009
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
by ILOVERONALDO July 11, 2006
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Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
by ,./ December 17, 2008
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