Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.

man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.

by V and G September 27, 2009

crisco ass

a bitch with a very fat ass that has a celulite exterior and it has the feeling of crisco.

damn i was ass ramming suzie last weekend damn that ho has a crisco ass

by Rtay January 5, 2006

wristwatch crisco

Lubrication used for anal fisting activities.

I had a hard time stuffing my digits into her asshole until I slathered on some wristwatch crisco.

by Bouncy orange April 3, 2008

crisco fisting

A hand job or masturbating.

After I saw her bodacious tits I went home and started Crisco fisting myself I masturbated untill my arm was sore not to mention my dick.

by Chicagodave May 1, 2015

ass-crisco

ass-crisco means obvious lies. originated from an experience with smelly, expired crisco that never said it was expired on the can. often used by saying one can smell the ass-crisco, reffering to the way the bad crisco smelled to give away its nastiness.

Nina- This hot guy was totally hitting on me.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.

by freenopa. November 13, 2010

Crisco Disco

Dance party where you put Crisco on the floor and slide around -- esp in an empty apartment that you're moving into/out of.

You're moving!? Let's have a Crisco Disco!

by julesnew May 29, 2019

Crisco Party

A small gathering where the group coats the hallway floor in a house with Crisco and take turns sliding down the hallway nude.

“While you were gone, we had a Crisco party! You should’ve seen your grandma sliding down the hallway on her bare ass!”

by Soupypoop January 18, 2020