crippling depreston

When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression

Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"

by Cereal Guy November 16, 2016

chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.

That's a chipping bird!

by thatstheticket December 6, 2010

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014

crapping on

to talk for a long time in a boring way

I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

clipping nail

performing a mundane yet necessary task such as washing dishes or sleeping

Shuby: "If you need me, I'll be clipping nail."

by s0urgasoline February 1, 2020

page crapping

when a facebook friend is away on vacation, you post random, useless, yet hilarious "crap" on their "page" for them to sift through when they get home.

When Michelle goes to Vegas this weekend, lets go "page crapping"!!

by NotSmith April 2, 2010

chirpsing

Slang for "chatting up".

Yeah, I found him chirpsing my gal, cha!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003