taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.
I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.
by heyo October 18, 2006
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Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.
by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006
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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
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Get the Crippled little rata mug.When ones inner self or individual identity is in danger of becoming extinct. Someones inner self or self concise is dying and everyone can see and feel it.Basically to have ones spirit abandon or leave them due to harm or terrible acts ( doing fat chicks).
Man I use to help old ladies cross the street, now I charge them $1 for my service, I have a fucking crippled soul. Save me baby Jesus.
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