Hermit Crabbing

v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.

Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?

Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways

Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again

by The Tricksty Trickster September 3, 2013

Hermit-Crabbing

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

by CornBlake September 18, 2017

Chebbing

To slap someone in the face with ones phallus, or a phallus shaped object.

I was in bed with Steve last night and he started Chebbing me, I have to say it was quite a shock!

by RRNE January 21, 2011

Cribbing

The act of of chilling at the crib.

What are your plans for the day?.....I'm not sure, right now I'm just cribbing until something comes up.

by Polo Spoon November 6, 2012

crabbing

crabbing is an act of mutual mastubation between a man and a woman. the man will place his thumb inside the females anus and place his index and middle finger inside the vagina at the same time, making his hand in to the shape of a crabs claw, whilst opening and closing his "claw"!

she was riething in pleasure when i gave her a good crabbing

by mike January 6, 2004

Brown Crabbing

when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and one squats in a crab like position over the other ones mouth while the person shits in they're mouth, while the catcher splooges on the shitters gooch.

Did you here Alex was Brown Crabbing Jason at the party last friday, i heared Ayrton's mom was pissed but she was releived because she got to paint it afterwards.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

Crabbing

Crabbing involves an intricate process of anal penetration, then ejaculation into the partners'(male or female) bunghole. After these steps have been completed, the fucker sucks the cum out of the suckee's asshole with a straw forming a red, white, and brown solution.

Ben and Alex were banging eachother from behind then Ben finished and sucked out his fatty mcnut from Alex's money-hole.

by Seymour Butts April 5, 2005