cream

1. v.nt. to ejaculate in general, or specifically, in one's underwear, on one's face, or elsewhere.

2. n. euphamism for semen (along with cum, jizz, gravy, spooge, nectar, &c. ad nauseam)

1. The tit-flick got me so turned on I creamed my shorts.

2. Michael swallowed all of Bill's tasty cream.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

Cream

when you are trying or going to beat someone in some type of competition

Yea let’s go to the go kart track so I can cream y’all niggas

by 123yamovalovme March 19, 2019

cream

a substance, usually white.

Said substance can come💦 from multiple things, such as cows (as milk, then through a process it becomes cream) or it can come from humans.

Creaming rn.

by Kaz00 June 16, 2022

Cream

1) It's means that you about to go or you about to leave really soon

2) A replacement for GtG
3) a lame excuse to use if don't want to hang with someone

Yo bro. I gotta cream soon. My gf is calling me. I'm not trying to get her mad af

Let me hit this trick real quick then I have to cream.

Well look at the time. I gotta cream real soon.

by Benben ten ten February 8, 2019

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm or to describe certain antics of Robert Pattinson.

Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself' - Robert Pattinson

by Kodie16 October 17, 2008

Cream

A form of very hard laughter. Used as a noun or a verb.

Synonyms- laugh, laughing out loud

*someone says something funny* "Hahaha, that was a cream." OR "That's hilarious, I'm creaming"

by lethaldarbs November 13, 2018

cream

Essentially meaning the same as beat, defeated, or owned.

"Aye how was the basketball game?"

"Oh man only their team can cream us."

by Kohyu May 18, 2017