crating

the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.

John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."

by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006

Craving

Munchies for people that aren't high

Man, i'm really Craving some Ramen right now regardless of the fact that i don't know what pot is. *consumes noodles* *instant ejaculation*

by FiveMinutesTill August 11, 2010

Craving

Something out there Im craving for not sure if it spiritual or lustfull something about something I want.

Alice : I'm craving for a step beyond reality!
Mad hatter: it's called light!

by BrainonFire July 4, 2019

Craning

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.

Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!

by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014

crazingtons

A fictional disease one uses to explain peculiar symptoms one cannot link to any specific ailment.

An inexplicable change in appearance or personality could be caused by the sudden onset of crazingtons.

A.K.A Crazingtons Disease

Man, what's up with that douche? He's probably got crazingtons or something.

by Shaz_Mazoo October 9, 2006

Chazing

Not able to control your paranoia. To completely lose your shit. To skitz out. Not paying attention to real dangers. A high probability of shooting yourself in the foot.

Also referred to as ‘chazin’.

Example 1)
You can take my vehicle to the bank if you don’t mind making my deposit. It’d really help me out. I’m not chazing over it.

Example 2)
Yo man! You straight gave up yo game back there & lost your ass! You be chazing & shit.

Example 3)
Quit chazing so much. Keep your head on straight. Stop chazing or you might shoot yourself in the foot.

Example 4)
By me helping you I’m helping myself as well. I’d be chazing if I passed up this opportunity.

Example 5)
Pay close attention to what is in front of you in the present. Chazing can get you hurt.

by Lofuel May 30, 2019

blue tongue craving

the craving of having a blue tongue, fulfil your craving by drinking blue raspberry slushees or eating blue raspberry jolly ranchers

she has a blue tongue craving. let’s go to sonic and get a blue raspberry slushee!

by ameliaig February 26, 2021