Crapfishing

Deliberately posting inaccurate information online for the purpose of humour, with the aim of getting lots of comments and reactions from people who a) don't get the joke, or b)do get the joke but feel compelled to comment in a way that lets other people who got the joke know that they too got the joke and are thus smart, funny, sexy, handsome etc...

Oh look, Dave's just posted how Darth Vader is his favourite Star Trek Character because he's such a positive role model for disabled people. Looks like he's Crapfishing again.

by Crab with a Choc Ice June 19, 2020

crayfish

An undesirable person who has the attributes of being cray cray or crazy.

Don't hang out with her, she's a crayfish.

There are crayfish everywhere on Black Friday.

by annietiger May 15, 2009

crawfish broil

Relaxing while drinking a beer while your woman boils the crawfish for your party.

You going to Mike's crawfish broil, I heard his woman is cooking and he'll be sittin' back drinkin' a beer.

David and Richard are retarded to believe that Mike's crawfish broil was a misspelling on the invitation.

by Mike Redfield June 14, 2013

Cray as a Crayfish

The equivalent of "as crazy as a crayfish"

-Bro, did you hear about that party we missed?
-Yeah! I heard it was as cray as a crayfish!

by Allamamama January 10, 2012

crayfish

noun or adjective
someone or something that is absolutely crazy

Did you see her on the dance floor last night? She was dancing like a crayfish!

That party last night was crayfish!

by misocrayfish May 15, 2011

Crayfish

Beautiful body but shit for brains.

(At the gym looking at body builders)
Look at those crayfish prancing around flexing their steroid pumped muscles

by Lyndalou May 5, 2020

Crawfish Dinner

A sexual act in which a male inserts gumbo into a woman's vagina, has sex with her, and proceeds to eat out the tasty gumbo.

The best part of giving my girlfriend a

Crawfish Dinner yesterday was the delicious gumbo I ate afterward.

by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010