crawlleague

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.

Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

corona crawler

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Devon Crawford

The word to use when someone on YouTube just doesn't upload for seven months. Most likely because that individual is Vibin'.

Viewer 1: "Dude why hasn't leafy uploaded?"
Viewer 2: "He totally committed a Devon Crawford"
Viewer 1: "Can you blame him? He could just be Vibin'."

by The Viber November 23, 2019

creepy crawl

sneaking into someone's home and rearranging their things (furniture) or taking unvaluable things that while not expensive are obvious (e.g., all the lightbulbs)

see Manson Family

My "family" and I creepy crawled the joint while they were out. The owners flipped out, man.

by tdlier November 5, 2012

Curb crawler

a man who cruises in his vehicle looking for a streetwalker to pick up for sex

Yo, I seen that same curb crawler pass by here six times in the past half hour.

by hickory March 2, 2008

Crawleria

A state of internal anxiety brought on by excessively socializing far below an individual's potential.

Damn this broad with the hip tattoo is hella suffering from crawleria.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020