craptasticly

describing how craptastic you are feeling

everything sucked today, it was a craptasticly miserable day!

by mamavixen September 14, 2010

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craptastic

Unbelievably messed up; the icing on the cake; the straw that broke the camel's back; the highlight of an already fucked up day; an event that is unforseen and which happens so suddenly it leaves the beholder almost speechless with dismay

And as if my day hadn't been bad enough up until this point, I go home to find my best friend in bed with my man. How craptastic is that!?!

by hthrB February 25, 2015

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crapstick

a catchphrase that should be used instead of saying holy sh*t. example when you are in the car with your mom you would say holy chapstick so you don’t get in trouble for swearing.

*driving in car and a car runs out in front of us* HOLY CRAPSTICK!!

by crapstick September 27, 2019

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Captastic

When you receive news that’s so unbelievable and fantastic, you’d think the person is capping.
The word is normally reserved for extraordinary news, rather than mediocre news.

Person 1: I just bought Apple
Person 2: Wow, that’s captastic!
Eg2
The guy who was single his entire life: I just got married
His friends: Yoo, that’s Captastic bro!

by Captana July 13, 2020

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CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.

CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist

by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010

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