lens crapper

When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.

I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!

by rocky bottom November 23, 2011

crappening

something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture Joe Dirt.

A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"

by corey c. October 23, 2006

Pot Crapper

child between the ages of 10 and 13 (male in gender) that ascends to the last possible branch of a tree with the sole purpose of defecating on his peers below.

"wow. he really tried to be a sneaky pot crapper up in that maple tree."

"i'd say. how'd he get up there so fast?"

"he has umbros on..."

by grimpDOTnet April 20, 2009

crappery

a slang word for "crap", as would possibly have been used in the early 15th century.

What crappery is this?

by KCTT November 25, 2013

crappenings

(1)Shitty stuff that happens on a daily basis OR (2)funny stories involving poo

(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.

by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008

crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

crappenfest

Suburban ritual of collecting treasures from 'hard rubbish' piles left out the frount of houses for council collection

Dust down the trailer, Its time we got a new sofa, its crappenfest time !

by Nick05 January 6, 2005