tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly

When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.

by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020

carpet pilot

An Arab who flies on a magical carpet.

see towlhead

Saffiyah clapped her hands and twenty flying men appeared at her side, each well trained in the art of combat.

by Lurido February 1, 2005

carpet bagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.

Hillary is a carpet bagger.

by ScottRusty June 29, 2005

crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

carpet-muncher

General term for lesbian.

Did you see the way Jenny was looking at Sarah-I bet she's a real carpet-muncher.

by Caddock December 13, 2008

crapital

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid

"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."

by Occupant December 3, 2004

Carpet Ticklers

Tits so big and dangly that they drag the floor while you're doing her from behind

Man this girl's Carpet Ticklers were dragging the floor last night while I was boning her doggy style

by KB-Denver February 22, 2011