crabapplemcnastys

I think it's some sort of contagious vaginal disease.

Man that whore really must have a bad case of the crabapplemcnastys, my crotch really itches.

by Gordan Freeman January 16, 2004

crapapalooza

An event or series of events so crap-laden that it transcends craptacular, craptastic, but falls short of crapnarok.

My bosses wouldn't let me off for medical appointments so I quit my job. My appointments found gallbladder disease. Now I'm going to have a hard time paying for the fucking surgery. This week's been a real crapapalooza.

by Rafn April 25, 2005

crabapplerr

N. An alternative synonym for "Mother Fucker" "Fag Bag" and "dick cheese eater".

You watched Moulin Rouge! and got meningitis from eating out a girl on the same day? You're such a crabapplerr.

by Danny Mothers February 26, 2009

Crabapple

A short man with a hung penis

Dauym, tyler may not be a crabapple but his penis is huge.

by Wordsmitasta May 21, 2021

crapaphanalia

All the crap you stuff in your purse/backpack/handbag that you think you can't leave home without but you never actually need.

Dude, my backpack is so heavy.
Yeah, it's all the crapaphanalia you got in there.

by Gabby_Neutron September 13, 2022

Kansas crabapple

When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things

My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple

by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018