Cranking the hog

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker May 21, 2018

Cryexting

Crying and texting at the same time.

Soraya's cryexting again, I wonder what he said that upset her.

by Dwizzle418 February 4, 2010

caxting

when you are texting and using cat sounds such as meow or purr in a sexual manner. A combination of cat and sexting.

Jen: "Meow"
Will: "you're making my cat jealous"
Jen: "RweorrrrWWW
Will: are you caxting me?

by BellaBellaBoo September 28, 2011

Hoover Crafting

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

by Kochie June 23, 2012

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time.

"Whats that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Ricky Miller December 27, 2008

cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

Crating

The effort of trying to pull girls who are out of your league with your mates so you can Use&Abuse

Who's going crating boys?

Reece are you definitely going crating

by Chinky Bimmy BRAY June 23, 2019