Craphouse Polio

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.

I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.

by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

Neurotic Craphole

-Not dependable
-Thinks he's all that
-Breaks hearts for fun
-Changes love from a beautiful flower to a withering weed
-A person who takes the slut instead of the goddess
-The only hippie to survive past the 70's
-A manwhore
-Stupid Pervert
-Lights aren't all on inside

That neurotic craphole needs a check on reality.

by TheGoddessTwins February 3, 2012

craphead

See Bill Gates

by star8706 February 1, 2003

craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

craphonking

1. The practice of piling unwanted work on a colleague to keep them from advancing within the company.

2. A vulgarity roughly the same as "shit""

1. Tim was going to make manager before Christmas...unless I started seriously craphonking him.

2. What is this craphonking pile of work in my inbox?

by Seth March 2, 2004

craphass

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.

"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."

by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009

craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.

"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."

by WriterJHB November 11, 2012