Craigslist Flake

a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.

The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.

by JoJo2 November 9, 2008

craigslist job

Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.

*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.

Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.

by cdansk July 23, 2017

Craigslist Penis Effect

Personal success philosophy based on the observations that

a) any g-rated women-seeking-men Craigslist ad will be met with dozens and dozens of e-mails that are just penis pics, and

b) a "real" email will automatically be better received than the penises.

The wisdom of observation is that a little effort will automatically put you ahead of all the idiots. From personal finance blogger Ramit Sethi.

According to the Craigslist Penis Effect, wearing khakis, not sweatpants, to the fleamarket will make you super stylish by comparison.

by Shanthrax138 February 18, 2010

craigslist ho

Term for a female that sells herself for sex on craigslist.

Look at this craigslist ho, wait, doesn't she work upstairs?

by Sweet Lo April 4, 2007

craigslist bum

Someone who does nothing but browse craigslist all day.

Since Anna got done with her semester she has become a craigslist bum, she just sits and browses the free stuff on craigslist all day.

by gregthekeg January 4, 2009

craigslist flaggot

those who flag because they cant stand honest competition. those who deem it their divine right to protect the world from anything but their point of view. I now give you your proper name you are a FLAGGOT. Flaggots hide behind the anonymity of the internet. Too candy-assed to stand up and publish their name and why they are flagging. Why? Because they can be sued for it!

-definition courtesy of Mr D.Denzien.

the Media Slob is a Craigslist Flaggot!

by D.D's imaginary secretary March 31, 2009

craigslist fishing

creating a fake craigslist personals post asking to meet someone at a bar. the person responding to the post is required to wear an article of clothing designated by the poster to distinguish themselves. once at the bar, do a shot for every person who walks in wearing said article of clothing and aimlessly looking to hook up with their phantom partner.

I went craigslist fishing this weekend. It was extremely creepy, but I got really fucking drunk.

by Crazy8ss December 31, 2009