craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.

Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!

by bjergen March 23, 2007

craft herpes

Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.

There are many forms of craft herpes, including:

+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off

+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.

+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.

+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"

+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"

+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"

by Kitysrblk June 21, 2011

crate race

A drinking game that consists of teams of usually around 4-6 people. The team must drink the following:
30 Case (Keystone or Natty are usually the drink of choice)
Box of Wine (Sometimes limited to bottle depending on the rules the host wants)
1/5 of Liquor (Usually a certain proof is set prior to starting)

The fastest team to drink it all claims victory and bragging rights but really everyone wins being complete shitfaced.

John: Yo crate race tonight come!!!
Pat: Oh shit last time I did one of them I ended up face deep in a strippers butt hole...count me in!

by Pattttttttttttttt September 21, 2013

Craffee

Chris Pirillo's word for crappy coffee.

I made a cup of craffee.

by Pirillo Vlogs April 21, 2013

crate digging

crate digging is a hip hop term for when one goes to an record store to look for old records to sample

Im going crate digging to make this new track.

by hatebelow December 13, 2007

Diggin' in the Crates

Also abreviated D.I.T.C. it is a term used to describe when DJ's or producers skim through record shops to find rare vinyls to create a break to incorporate in their music. The records are usually kept in milk crates so that is where the crates aspect comes from. This is also a group formed by Fat Joe, along with Showbiz and A.G., Big L (RIP), Buckwild, Diamond D, Lord Finesse, and O.C.

Eh Yo check this out its that nig from the D.I.T.C. group and he's Diggin' in the Crates at the record shop.

by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayin September 8, 2006

crafting table

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.

Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not

by Djbobhut February 25, 2020