crackoon

creature of the night; combination of a crackwhore and a racoon; one who is busted average

That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon

-She totally stole your boyfriend.

-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!

by crackoon August 1, 2009

Cracooning

Blowing crack back into the balloon to revive another hit.

Crackhead must be low on dope he's cracooning again

by Phelonyy November 27, 2022

curacoon

Derogatory term used to label a person of African descent living in Curacao, Netherlands Antilles.

I cant believe a curacoon cut infront of me at the truck di pan.

by Otrabandaman April 10, 2009

crackonica

To celebrate a holiday while getting high the entire time

This year we celebrated crackonica in are usual fashion of getting high as hell

by big brock December 5, 2009

Craccoon

Hello fellow cheese stick. I bet you came here to find out what human being would write about a raccoon on crack or whatever. Well guess what? I'm not a human. I'MMM MOTHER FUKIN DARK KERMIT and I would love to introduce you to my friend Craccoon, but the man's got his tings to do so allow me to describe him for you.

1-close your eyes and image ones that sparkle better than yours even shine
2- look at your hair and imagine having the cute bang all the girls love

3- look at your personality and imagine a movie, series, or book character thats above your level of human dicency

4- think about the way you treat your girlfriend, who is she? nonexsistent? thought so. ( its cuz he stole her)
5- and lastly but never least, imagine a laugh or a smile that can bright up your hole day within seconds

if you dare mix that into a mixing pot, add human, and looootttttsssssssssssssssss of coffe you get the one. the only. the great craccoon.

will you ever meet one you ask?

there's only one and hes my so come again ms.
thx

random thirsty boy-Why doesn't anyone like me?

me- cuz now that craccoons back, yor crack is wack sir, but he'll wack your back ;)))))))

by cheesysticks20 September 25, 2019

carcoonian

When the Niggers sing to their carcoonian god

Carcoonian The Great: is a god hailing from the lands of coonlandia where the rivers flow chocolate and there’s plenty of bananas for the monkeys.

Also known as Carcaniggeris

“Click click click ah ah it is Lord Carcoonian let us praise if this evening”

by SSJ5Asended July 29, 2021

CACOON MAN

THE BEST YOUTUBE SERIES YOU CAN EVER FIND ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo you tryna watch some cacoon man???

by yhdeg8saf May 4, 2022