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crackin annie 

a very absent minded, dumb, and/or dippy person
"yo crackin annie! how many times do i gotta repeat my damn self!?!"

Crackin the can 

When you drink and gotta piss
“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”

cracking 

Something sensational, excellent or cool.
Part of 'what's cracking'.
"That was a cracking pool shot!"
"Yo, 'what's cracking' fool?"
cracking by Diego July 17, 2003

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.
Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

Cracking Eggs 

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face
"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

wise cracking 

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.
Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.