to get crackers

the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night

Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo

to get crackers by elpocoloco16 May 16, 2010

cheese and crackers 

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

cheese and crackers by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

Crackershit Slong Beater 

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

Crackershit Slong Beater by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers 

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011

crackers 

Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)

crackers by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Fishy Crackers 

another word for Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish Crackers. Because they are in the shape of a goldfish, people call them fishy crackers.

I am hungry, got any fishy crackers?

Fishy Crackers by Arcanitte November 11, 2010

Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.

I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!

Jew crackers by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009