cracked

Free version of paid software

I used cracked photoshop.

by Mandogy June 2, 2018

Cracked

Its when a football player get hit very hard.

Dude he just got CRACKED.

by Big Poppin November 24, 2009

cracked

Texas Hold Em: Won a hand in poker against someone's superior hole cards, ofen pocket pairs.

"He cracked my cowboys with a flush on the river. What a rat!"

"Aces cracked gets a snack."

by Coell May 14, 2005

cracked

waking up to the sound of your buddy cracking a beer in your face early in the morning, usually after a night of partying or savraging (see savrage). If you get cracked, you must chug the entire beer upon awakening.

The rules for cracking go as follows:

-It must be after 7:00AM

-It must be a 12oz light beer

-The beer must be cold

-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked

-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone

-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers

I can't believe I got fucking cracked this morning, that beer tasted like absolute shit.

Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.

Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.

by DeltaAlphaDeltaDaddy August 23, 2012

cracked

The feeling that you're about to explode as a result of too much stress, like when glass cracks as a result of rapid temperature change.

Man, I have so much on my plate right now: school, work, kids, etc. I just feel so cracked.

by Rain Shadow August 19, 2011

cracked

crazy, stupid

Man, you cracked.

by Jel Playa July 24, 2003

cracked

insane

That tard is cracked, yo!

by burntham September 5, 2003