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Internet Consensus

A subject that is of general and mutual agreement among the majority of internet users. This subject will typically spark little to no controversy when an opinion pertaining to it is discussed. When a disagreement arises in relation to the Internet Consensus it is usually disputed by someone who is wrong. Because it is widely accepted as a fact it thus becomes a fact.
Example(s) of Internet Consensus(es):

1: Firefly is the greatest work of television of all time.

2: Justin Bieber is awful.
by So-Called Person August 28, 2013
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Theory of consent

The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.
"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."
by Moibus October 23, 2019
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zero consent

The best ska band in the worldish...!
Fig A: you heard that great track waster?
Fig B: Yea man! its world number one
Fig A: Bitchin'!
by Someone from the future ;-) January 18, 2005
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Brian Cowen

Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.He is the leader of fianna fáil, a political party with no actual political aims besides staying in power.
BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?

BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.

BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.

BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.

BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?

BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!

BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
by vote dustin October 27, 2008
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What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
by mr.snruB October 8, 2010
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consent

getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. consent culture is becoming a wider spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered sexual assault
"Can I kiss you?"
"Would you like me to touch your thigh?"

are examples of people using consent
by lydja August 24, 2006
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consensual rape

When you ask someone if you can rape them and they agree or give their consent to it.
Eg.
Russel: Can I rape you?
Ditty: Yes
Russel: Yes I now can consensual rape you
by Zapp Clan April 9, 2019
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