milking the cow

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

Milking A Dead Cow

Trying to do something thats unachievable

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 24, 2010

milking the cow

when someone sucks some fat bitch's tittys.

Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.

by V-Po January 18, 2006

milking the cow

pulling it. masturbating and ejaculating

I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.

by Richid September 16, 2008

Milking the cow

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

by JJCCMMT November 11, 2014

milking a cow

Grabbing and groping a guy's tits named todd

Todd tried milking a cow

by dill doos 12345678910 June 1, 2016