covidexcuses

Attempt to lessen the blame due to COVID-19, seek to defend or justify. Release from a duty or requirement using COVID-19 as an excuse for everything. A reason or explanation put forward to support a fault and blaming the lockdown caused by COVID-19.
It's a poor or inadequate example of someone who doesn’t want to adapt to the new normal—not accepting ownership, complaining about how wrong everything is due to the virus outbreak. Constantly being part of the problem, and not part Of the solution.

There can be no possible covidexcuses for any further delay.

by Farshadi March 22, 2020

Covidinced

The belief that covid is an American secret society's solution to our countries enevatable debt crisis. One last hail Mary before our economy crashes and we are forced to eat roticary family dog.

I am covidinced that Trump is a puppet and everyone who thinks he is actually calling the shots needs to go argue politics more in their local bar while blainty rebeling the practice of social distancing. While intoxicated of course.

by Shrewby July 22, 2020

Covidness

A scale of how bad things are to do with covid-19

It depends on the covidness

by Cgarlie August 18, 2020

covidnoididiosis

Medicaly untreatable paranoia due to direct democratic propaganda typically seen more often in election years.

The people at the store wearing the masks don't even realize that the covidnoididiosis has taken full effect on them.

by Buzzzz73 November 13, 2020

CovidPenis

when you get Covid on your man meat because you failed to wash your hands after using the bathroom

Fuck i didn't wash my hands now i think I've contracted some severe CovidPenis

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Covipendant

The fear of leaving the bubble you have been isolating with.

Jeff won’t even come for a socially distanced walk with me. Him and Maud have not seen anyone else in months. They are totally covipendant

by badbumblebee January 10, 2021

Covideo

A video that is based on Covid-19, or has anything to do/related with Covid.

"Stop watching those Covideos, they are ANNOYING!"
"Codiveos really make my day!"
"Covid songs, Covid memes, and now Covideos!

by mememaster6000 February 26, 2021