covidtuary

An obituary for someone who has died of Covid-19.

That was a moving covidtuary.

I'm seeing too many covidtuaries in the headlines these days.

by zeuxis July 6, 2020

covidtaminated

“when a careless fucker gets others contaminated with COVID”

My roommate covidtaminated me for a month

by MoBank$ July 11, 2020

covlationship

A relationship that started during Covid that will not make it out of Covid.

Dude this girl is perfect for a covlationship.

by zubber December 16, 2020

Covita

A person that thinks about life to deeply and much

Jackson is a covita, he thinks about life to often and deeply

by voues June 9, 2023

caviat

Another word for a goatee that also looks like a muff. Irish Sales directors love this word

Me o my your caviat looks moist, fancy a knob in there.

by the masked crusader August 24, 2004

covidteer

A individual who has an irrational and obsessive adherence to Covid-19 protocols and masking in low-risk locations. Typically a liberal/progressive residing in urban areas. Prone to frequent and violent outbursts at random strangers for not wearing masks. Behavior is similar to a "Karen" but scolding is limited to masking and covid hygiene.

Covidteer, often known as "Masketeer" has pandemic PTSD symptoms and suffers from low self-esteem and occasional Trump Derangement Syndrome. Masking is considered a sign of dedication to a cause and "The Great Reset." Often calls non-masking people, "Trumpers." Cites guilt-transversalisms such as,"I'm not doing it for ME, I am doing it for YOU." Approach with caution when insufficiently masked . Can display similar behaviors to cultism. See: "Fauci-sexual."
Can be used as a verb: To covidteer someone

I was in the middle of the forest and these 2 Covidteers hollered at me from across the meadow!
I hate walking in Central Park-it's full of Covidteers.
I got covidteered last night by Jane. She made me wear a mask while we were screwing...

by cocoablini May 19, 2021

Covation

Covid-19's response to politically disastrous response policies.

Mr. Trump's desire to win at any cost will see him rewarded with a hardy and enthusiastic covation before we know it.

by Betty Bury May 16, 2020