cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

by Big Jenny March 26, 2009

32 Counties

Inevitable

A 32 county Ireland (Eire) is inevitable. 32 counties is the amount of counties Ireland has nomatter what the Brits say.

by MrFluckDuck March 25, 2017

Cutiest

Unfortunately, this word doesn't actually exist. It is but a mere misspelling of the word 'cutest'.

"Cutiest isn't a word Alex!" she exclaimed.

by cutiestisntaword November 10, 2015

Cooties

Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.

Ew, get away from me, you have cooties!

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

cutiest

cutiest is when someone is cute or a cutie but you feel as if using 'cute' or 'cutie' is too much of an understatement so you say cutiest.

"oMG HANBIN IS THE CUTIEST"

by just a random kpop stan :') January 28, 2018

gay cooties

1. When straight men think being too close to anything overtly feminine will make them gay

2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay

1. Bruh don't wear that flowery shirt, it has gay cooties.

2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.

by vwvw March 20, 2017

Coutis

sexual intercourse between the almighty Quagmire and most feminine humans on this earth #giggity

"And here I am mid-coutis with this hooker"

by moist szn September 15, 2016