nerd courting

(Non-romantic) Attempting to earn another nerd's favor by appealing to their nerdness. Applicable in the tech world where nerds with power are generally difficult to get along with

- Dude, that Datacenter manager is real jerk, he says no to every request!
- Not Joe, he was totally nerd courting him the other day talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now all of his requests get approved
- Not me, I totally nerd courted him by talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now he approves all my requests!

by CrunchyTacooos January 14, 2015

Courtlin

Is one known to laugh a lot. Courtlins love to make people laugh until they're rolling on the floor. Courtlins don't know what they have until it is gone and often takes advantage of what they has. Courtlins are very spoiled but people love them all the same. Courtlins are very unique people and if you compliment her and give all your attention towards her 24/7, she will be your best friend. Courtlins often get insecure and they need to have attention towards them at all times or they get lonely. They can be the happiest or the saddest people alive, and they are pessimistic. Courtlins love to be different but don't like it to be constantly pointed out. Courtlins are the best friends you can ever get, as long as you don't brag, spread rumors, or anything else negative. then they will make the biggest scene. Courtlins are so funny and most of the time they are blonde. They are very selfless people and love to be around people, but like to be alone as well. They care about others way more than they should. They're randomness will make you laugh so hard.

wow, that girl is so unique and random, she reminds me of a Courtlin!

by namedefinertrolo August 13, 2011

courtezan

high-class prostitute

Usualy travels to different areas to meet customers. Provide different services such as week end get a ways, dinners. Up scale men(the rich) use them because they no how to adapt to the situation easily. There job last from days to weeks and cost thousands of dollars but they act like a live in girlfriend or wife but they want talk back or bitch. The may or may not perform the way anescort does but they only work for the upper class and professional men. Courtezan are used by old men that spent to much time working and never got a real relationship and now they have to much money and no one to share it with. Courteazan charge a fee before they show up as proof you have the money you say you do and they travel and stay for long periods of time. They also are dressed and look the best out of all prostitute and carry their self in a professional manner at all time. You get exactly what you pay for and a lot more besides.

by crdijnesop October 18, 2008

beef curtians

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".

"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."

by brian March 14, 2004

meat curtians

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.

Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.

by Ogar October 1, 2003

curtians

when someone places their ball sack on the bridge of the nose of another person so that each ball covers an eye creating CURTIANS

i gave him the curtians while he was passed out!!!!

by polish power March 28, 2008

Courtland

Courtland is a bald man with sand paper like chin features. Usually found in his natural habitat the basketball court and likes to shoot some hoops. Lurks around elementary schools...

"You look like a courtland today"

by Bigbigbogman1984 November 13, 2019