coursework

evil, pure evil

probably the worst thing that you can ever do at school

::runs in corner and quivers::

coursework: do me now!
me: no please dont make me!
coursework: NOW!
me: grrrrrrrrrrrr

by blkmage12 December 3, 2004

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.

by mpfl April 24, 2007

gut course

a college course that can be easily passed

"Man, Pizza 101 is such a gut course; there's no reason for you to fail it."

by Kid McCabe May 25, 2008

Coursework

Work made to completely melt a student's head for no particular reason and leave them lying on the ground in their bedroom crying "I wanna kill myself!!!!!"

"I want this coursework done for tomorrow"
"*Gunshot*"

by Coursework sucks!!! September 30, 2005

Coursework

A tedious thing which requires undeserving teenagers to compile data and analyse things that they really don't give a crap about and which they have trouble understanding that anyone would give a crap about. Coursework makes up at least 20% of most GCSE grades and is completely unfair because it's not so much about what students know or how clever they are as how they present data and how long their analysis' are.

Teacher: So I'm handing back your draft copies of coursework - it was absolute rubbish, by the way - and I expect it in by tomorrow morning. I don't care if it's your birthday today. I don't care that you have no idea what to do and I don't care if your grandfather's funeral is tonight. You WILL hand in your completed coursework tomorrow or I'll write down that you failed to hand it in and your GCSE grade will never get higher than a C, even if you ace the exam.

by Zacarias_G February 17, 2008

Fish Course

The act of preforming oral sex on a woman with dubious femanin hygene

Susan: "Can I just clarify? When I say dinner, I mean dinner"
Steve: "Well, I wasn’t expecting a fish course"

by Couchsurfingpotato October 22, 2009

Courier Transform

Altering the font of a document to Courier, in order to increase the apparent length of the document.

The essay had to be 6 pages long, but I was stuck at 4, so I simply applied a Courier Transform.

by gsb1 October 14, 2008