by Skirt June 27, 2022
Get the You could ruin a wet dreammug. The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
by cascade? September 22, 2023
Get the You could survive a car crashmug. to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.
by C/B/T February 15, 2009
Get the you could survive a car crashmug. Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010
Get the i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill youmug. A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
by Chainsaw August 29, 2005
Get the you could drive a wooden person crazymug. When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.
Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
Get the Shit so thick you could stir it with a stickmug. The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses
Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"
Person two: "Uh. Reading?"
Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*
Person two: "Uh. Reading?"
Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*
by Clara Winters July 17, 2022
Get the Reading? I didn't know you could read.mug.